"Carleen is. . ." Meme

nicked from astarte59

Name/Google meme - Type "(Your name) is," with quotes, into a Google search; then pick out your favorite ten (or however many) responses.

1) "Carleen is a hard act to follow."
2) "Carleen is a true star and has a talent, pedigree and charisma that is totally unique."
3) "Carleen is presently experiencing some medical problems."
4) "Mind you, if Carleen is worried by this turn of events she’s doing well to cover it up."
5) "In her spare time, Carleen is, well, absolutely fabulous, talented, amazingly funny... humble .... and guarantees to increase your circulation!"
6) "Carleen is the person that ensures our i's are dotted and our t's are crossed."
7) "Carleen is a teacher who has truly dedicated her life to her students, her school and her community. The day she retires our school will lose a piece of itself that will never be regained."
8) "Carleen is well versed in all areas of her field."
9) "Carleen is no ordinary student intern."
10) "Well, now Carleen is gone."